Quote

"If I could stay in the shower for the rest of my life, trust me, I would."

Source: chattiest
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"If she’s always watching CSI don’t trust her, she’s planning on killing you."

Source: chattiest
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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via deborahdevorina)

Source: clavid
Photo Set

rxmanoff:

I still believe in heroes.

This gif set wins the internet

(via rocketshipstothemoon)

Source: krevlornswath
Quote

"Life gives us choices. You either grab on with both hands and just go for it, or you sit on the sidelines."

- Christine Feehan, Night Game (via observando)

(via rocketshipstothemoon)

Source: observando
Photo Set
Quote

"The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one."

Source: ohteenscanrelate
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deducinglokisllamas:

I’M NOT CRYING, I JUST HAVE LOTS OF DEAD CHARACTERS IN MY EYE

(via rocketshipstothemoon)

Source: snowybarnes
Chat
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
Source: litlpup
Photo Set

assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

(via stupendousqueenofdragons)

Source: acciodog