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"From now on, I’m eating healthy.
*five minutes later* LoL JK. I’ll start tomorrow!"

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"The best kinds of laughter:
1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2) Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3) Tears in your eyes."

Source: chattiest
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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via cokefreak)

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via cokefreak)

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

(via cokefreak)

Source: jealousies
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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via cokefreak)

Source: unclemother
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"I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person that looks good refuses to delete it."

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thefarfire:

moffat-rocks:

Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.

Oh

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(via cokefreak)

Source: 6yr